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Things I need to do:
Wear a shirt that says "Life" and hand out lemons on a street corner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here"
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C". Enjoy the show.
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "IT WORKED!" and run out.
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead", enter it in horse races.
Invite someone into your office, turn around in the office chair and say "I've been expecting you..."
Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.